Why knocking is so important.

[Cato]

the average where, is the point. This 'average' is only a good average at or near sea level, in a warm enviroment.

the average rate of gravitiational acceleration in denver will always be higher than the average in NYC

I've been staring at this; flummoxed by what I would previously have considered an impossible concentration of ignorance and stupidity. I have tried to understand by assuming Drich's brain to be an inverse black hole relative to fact acquisition, but wan't satisfied. Next, the scene from Spaceballs where Dark Helmet's ship reached ludicrous spead resulting in Barf's observation "They've gone to plaid" popped in my head.