(September 3, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: (Composing myself after the hilarity of reading 5 pages)
I will make you guys a 2 part deal-
If the Rapture (the CHANGING instantly from mortal to immortal- cheating the undertaker) does not happen on Rosh Hashanah this year, Sept 2014. I will make you guys happy and be done with AF permanently.
I will admit to you guys in one last post that I am an ass.
Part II- If it comes, and I come back after the wedding (I heard a rumor some of us are coming back to help in the Harvest) I am coming to make personal visits to you guys.
I won't need names and addresses, transportation or doors.
I will look about 25, 5ft 7.5 (I'll have that 1/2 inch back from getting injured and older), wt. 138 (loosing a pound or 2), dirty blond hair and maybe a fu-manchu.
Typical of the Rapture / Resurrection body Jesus now has, those who make the Departure will be indestructible and strong as a box car full of gorillas.
Everybody that left will come back at the 2nd Coming.
At that time, the final rescue of Israel and believers will occur and the annihilation of the armies of the antichrist in the valley of Armageddon occurs. This will be immediately after the completion of year 6000 from the beginning of years- the 120th Jubilee/ 2015.
De we have a deal?
Min- you are first on the list I have been thinking about.
Now for questions-
I had no idea this post would generate much of a response, so I purposely laid back. Normally, I am at work anyway, but took a day off and posted this morning.
No I am not a Poe (until joining here I had never heard of one before, I thought it must have something to do with ravens).
I will accept this deal on 1 condition. Regardless of what happens do not, I repeat, do not visit me at my house or in the town I live.