(September 4, 2014 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(September 4, 2014 at 10:48 am)Stimbo Wrote: Oh for heaven's sake, mankind, it's only fifty light-years away you know.
I'm sorry; if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that's your own lookout.
I feel, with a sense of impending dread, that some Vogon poetry is in the offing....
Boru
"Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"
by Grunthos the Flatulent
Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh.
Putty?..... Armpit?
Armpit..... Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green.
As I lick my armpit and shall agree,
That this putty is very well green.