Can I have a daughter like that? Pwease? 
I know I'm not the world's greatest caregiver... but I promise I'd hire a good maid so long as she doesn't slap and otherwise be ridiculous to the girl!

I know I'm not the world's greatest caregiver... but I promise I'd hire a good maid so long as she doesn't slap and otherwise be ridiculous to the girl!

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day