(September 8, 2014 at 12:31 pm)ShaMan Wrote: Sorry bro... You and I are being caught-up with our wives.
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Losty will find someone else man. Sorry.
Huh. I wonder why my wife cares so much that I don't want to go to church? She's already got me covered.
On a side note, I could hook up with Losty anyway, and when my wife complains, I'll tell her "It's cool. It doesn't really count. I'm sanctified."
(September 8, 2014 at 12:31 pm)ShaMan Wrote: The good news is that you'll get to spend eternity with your bride... (christ that is)
Weird. I wonder if it will be a sexless marriage. If not, it's a pretty awesome deal on his end.
And who says Christianity doesn't support polygamy and gay marriage? Jesus has billions of wives and husbands.