Look at the bright side: if nothing else, at least this thread acts as a sort of lightning rod for a good percentage of trolling and flaming which might otherwise infect more innocent, unsuspecting ones.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
