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Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.

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Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 6:21 pm
(September 13, 2014 at 5:43 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No no no... The plaque is a graven image. The statue is an idol.

Get your blasphemies straight, man.

Oh yes, silly me.

(September 13, 2014 at 6:04 pm)FreeTony Wrote: It's funny how a God always needs to get the law involved to protect it.

Almost as though it doesn't exist, isn't it?

Mind you, if it does exist, it would be the least powerful entity in the Universe. It can't even take offence by itself.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby. - by Cyberman - September 13, 2014 at 6:21 pm

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