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What proof would it take for me to believe in god?

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What proof would it take for me to believe in god?
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RE: What proof would it take for me to believe in god?
September 16, 2014 at 7:48 pm
Here's my test.

Some guy shows up and claims he's god. I invite him to follow me into a nursing home of my choice. I will then select a 90-ish something female alzheimer's patient sitting in a wheelchair and drooling into a cup. I will hold on to both her shoulders and 'god' will have to rejuvenate her into a 20 year old hottie who specializes in blow jobs without touching her.

Any guy who can do that deserves to be worshiped.
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RE: What proof would it take for me to believe in god? - by Minimalist - September 16, 2014 at 7:48 pm

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