(September 17, 2014 at 11:00 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: The last time I prayed was over twenty years - to the porcelan god. "Oh god, please let me not throw up again.". Didn't work.
The Lord will demand recompense for sins.
I pray to the FSM when I cook the pasta a little too long - "Oh Mighty FSM!, Please intervene and make thine linguine less naughty and more delicious in your sight! Ramen"
Something like that.


