(September 18, 2014 at 4:59 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:(September 18, 2014 at 4:50 pm)Beccs Wrote: I'm not even going to try looking.
hock:
tl;dr version - you gits to spank your honey with a cross-shaped paddle while intoning various Latin (if Catholic) phrases - Spiritu Sanctu! Dios Mio! Ol Sole Mio! If not Catholic, Hillbilly-speak works just fine.
The hardcore types have Jeebus his self on one side. If your honey has been particularly naughty, Jeebus' head is ribbed for your mutual pleasure.
As long as it doesn't involved being nailed on crosses . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"