Hello fellow thinkers

[Ben Davis]

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Looks like I'm going to break it down for you pesky Americans, once and for all.
Biscuits are almost exclusively (I'm looking at you digestives) small and sweet, usually crunchy, flour based and often consumed with tea. Here are some biscuits;
Biscuits are what you americans consider cookies, while the rest of the world considers only these cookies;

What you have been blasphemously claiming above as biscuits are in fact scones, which are usually eaten with jam/cream/butter along with tea, but have for some reason been hi-jacked as gravy vessels by you wacky 'Muricans.
I'm not even English, and I know this shit.

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I've already tried this. The problem is with marketing: Losty has feminine wiles on her side and isn't afraid to use them to get people to agree with her

In the spirit of inclusivity upon which this derail was founded, I suggest that we agree:

1. we all know what biscuits/cookies/scones are, in our own particular frames of reference
2. they're delicious, however we prefer to dress them
3. variety is the spice of life
4. there's no correlation between religiosity and propensity-to-use-confectionary-labels.