Ah at this point the government should just declare a "Annual National Rapture (doomsday for non muricans, Day-Z for nerds) Day" to keep everyone happy.
We already get about 2-3 doomsday predictions per year any way, at least with a dedicated day I'll only have to deal with the hell threats on weekends.
We already get about 2-3 doomsday predictions per year any way, at least with a dedicated day I'll only have to deal with the hell threats on weekends.