(September 23, 2014 at 1:04 pm)Exian Wrote:(September 23, 2014 at 12:53 pm)Brakeman Wrote: What did innocent being did your grandmother demand you to kill before she forgave you? Did you have to kill her son or just one of the family pets?
Oh, she wanted me to sacrifice Fido, but she stopped me at the last second to demonstrate how she is just and good. Good thing too, because I was for real going to murder that little fucker.
And afterwards, I thought "Man, my grandma is cool and good." The thought that I was seriously willing and able to murder my pet for her never crossed my mind. #blessed
She is such a merciful grandma! I hope you don't ever even think about crossing one of her rules or she will justly torture you with fire forever in her basement. She loves you so!
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