(September 30, 2014 at 5:56 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: My god book says to have sex as often as possible, including lengthy foreplay sessions, drink (good) wine frequently, listen to music you enjoy and generally have a good time.
I like my god book. It's a keeper.
My (former) god book told me I was inferior to half the world's population because I don't have a dick (the ex doesn't count, apparently).
So I threw it away.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"