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jesus wasn't really a man
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jesus wasn't really a man
I stumbled onto an interesting thought while thinking about the miracles of the bible and how a miracle is really just any favorable occurrence that violates the natural laws of physics. so far as we know it isn't possible to break the laws of physics (if such an occurrence could be repeated consistently then it wouldn't be breaking physics). so how was Jesus able to walk on water? any reputable physicist could tell you that he either must have been less dense than water or he didn't apply enough force to break the surface tension. Men aren't flat but they are more dense than freshwater. Jesus wasn't really a man or somebody wasn't telling the truth. maybe godmen float, i'm no expert on this though.

edit: according to the bible, faith in Jesus has been observed to reduce your density.
Oh, and I don't have a soul to save
Yes and I sin every single day
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jesus wasn't really a man - by backslider - October 1, 2014 at 1:28 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by psychoslice - October 1, 2014 at 1:37 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by backslider - October 1, 2014 at 1:53 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by psychoslice - October 1, 2014 at 1:56 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Exian - October 1, 2014 at 2:31 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Cyberman - October 1, 2014 at 11:34 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Exian - October 1, 2014 at 3:35 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Drich - October 1, 2014 at 9:11 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by ThomM - October 1, 2014 at 10:50 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Drich - October 1, 2014 at 2:54 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Anomalocaris - October 1, 2014 at 11:31 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Thumpalumpacus - October 1, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Minimalist - October 1, 2014 at 12:13 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Huggy Bear - October 1, 2014 at 10:43 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Cyberman - October 1, 2014 at 11:40 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Cyberman - October 1, 2014 at 11:43 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Natachan - October 1, 2014 at 10:43 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 10:46 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Huggy Bear - October 1, 2014 at 10:58 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 11:04 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Huggy Bear - October 1, 2014 at 12:31 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 12:33 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Huggy Bear - October 1, 2014 at 2:22 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 2:25 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Anomalocaris - October 1, 2014 at 11:26 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Whateverist - October 1, 2014 at 11:31 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FreeTony - October 1, 2014 at 11:44 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by DeistPaladin - October 1, 2014 at 12:05 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Anomalocaris - October 1, 2014 at 12:09 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Tonus - October 1, 2014 at 2:33 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 2:58 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Dorian Gray - October 1, 2014 at 2:59 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Minimalist - October 1, 2014 at 3:10 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 3:12 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Minimalist - October 1, 2014 at 3:19 pm

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