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my new theory about christians
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RE: my new theory about christians
(September 30, 2014 at 8:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You would think that they'd be a lot more eager to see 'jesus' than they seem to be.

Perhaps they are simply full of shit?

I don't know. I've seen some really creepy juxtaposition between wanting to go to heaven and not believing they can/should kill themselves as Blackrook suggests.

There's a Christian song my wife listens to where the singer longs for death so he can go to heaven. The refrain goes "I just want to be with you. Just want this wait to be over.", and the rest is basically saying how heaven will be so rad and every minute on this earth is just dragging on.

It's fucking depressing and creepy. It comes off like some type of half-assed, non-committal suicide cult.
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my new theory about christians - by Jextin - September 30, 2014 at 7:58 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by vorlon13 - September 30, 2014 at 8:28 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by Minimalist - September 30, 2014 at 8:30 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by RobbyPants - October 1, 2014 at 9:40 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by vorlon13 - September 30, 2014 at 8:32 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by Blackrook - October 1, 2014 at 2:15 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Bad Wolf - October 1, 2014 at 3:58 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Hezekiah - October 1, 2014 at 4:48 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Tonus - October 1, 2014 at 9:51 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Jenny A - October 1, 2014 at 10:10 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Lek - October 1, 2014 at 12:26 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by Mister Agenda - October 1, 2014 at 3:55 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by Lek - October 1, 2014 at 7:53 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by Minimalist - October 1, 2014 at 12:40 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by Mister Agenda - October 1, 2014 at 3:40 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by Aoi Magi - October 1, 2014 at 3:53 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by Alex K - October 1, 2014 at 2:26 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Blackrook - October 1, 2014 at 2:38 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by psychoslice - October 1, 2014 at 2:46 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by jesus_wept - October 1, 2014 at 2:56 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by psychoslice - October 1, 2014 at 2:58 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Hezekiah - October 1, 2014 at 2:58 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by vorlon13 - October 1, 2014 at 9:35 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Mister Agenda - October 1, 2014 at 3:48 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by Bad Wolf - October 1, 2014 at 4:50 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Hezekiah - October 1, 2014 at 6:54 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Bad Wolf - October 1, 2014 at 8:25 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Hezekiah - October 1, 2014 at 8:42 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Lemonvariable72 - October 1, 2014 at 8:41 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by FreeTony - October 1, 2014 at 7:01 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Bad Wolf - October 1, 2014 at 8:59 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Hezekiah - October 1, 2014 at 9:14 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Mudhammam - October 1, 2014 at 9:24 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Hezekiah - October 1, 2014 at 9:36 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by fr0d0 - October 1, 2014 at 9:39 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by C4RM5 - October 1, 2014 at 2:39 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by ShaMan - October 1, 2014 at 3:33 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by Lemonvariable72 - October 1, 2014 at 3:36 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by C4RM5 - October 1, 2014 at 3:38 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by freedeepthink - October 1, 2014 at 3:42 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by genkaus - October 2, 2014 at 2:54 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by robvalue - October 4, 2014 at 3:05 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Lek - October 4, 2014 at 7:21 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by fr0d0 - October 4, 2014 at 3:41 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by robvalue - October 4, 2014 at 8:29 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by fr0d0 - October 4, 2014 at 5:38 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by Little lunch - October 4, 2014 at 10:39 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by robvalue - October 4, 2014 at 10:59 am
RE: my new theory about christians - by Mudhammam - October 4, 2014 at 1:55 pm
RE: my new theory about christians - by Aoi Magi - October 4, 2014 at 2:04 pm

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