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jesus wasn't really a man
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RE: jesus wasn't really a man
(October 1, 2014 at 1:28 am)backslider Wrote: any reputable physicist could tell you that he either must have been less dense than water or he didn't apply enough force to break the surface tension. Men aren't flat but they are more dense than freshwater. Jesus wasn't really a man or somebody wasn't telling the truth. maybe godmen float, i'm no expert on this though.

So... if Jesus weighs the same as a duck... he's made of wood...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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jesus wasn't really a man - by backslider - October 1, 2014 at 1:28 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by psychoslice - October 1, 2014 at 1:37 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by backslider - October 1, 2014 at 1:53 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by psychoslice - October 1, 2014 at 1:56 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Exian - October 1, 2014 at 2:31 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Cyberman - October 1, 2014 at 11:34 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Exian - October 1, 2014 at 3:35 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Drich - October 1, 2014 at 9:11 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by ThomM - October 1, 2014 at 10:50 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Drich - October 1, 2014 at 2:54 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Anomalocaris - October 1, 2014 at 11:31 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Thumpalumpacus - October 1, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Minimalist - October 1, 2014 at 12:13 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Huggy Bear - October 1, 2014 at 10:43 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Cyberman - October 1, 2014 at 11:40 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Cyberman - October 1, 2014 at 11:43 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Natachan - October 1, 2014 at 10:43 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 10:46 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Huggy Bear - October 1, 2014 at 10:58 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 11:04 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Huggy Bear - October 1, 2014 at 12:31 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 12:33 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Huggy Bear - October 1, 2014 at 2:22 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 2:25 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Anomalocaris - October 1, 2014 at 11:26 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Whateverist - October 1, 2014 at 11:31 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FreeTony - October 1, 2014 at 11:44 am
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by DeistPaladin - October 1, 2014 at 12:05 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Anomalocaris - October 1, 2014 at 12:09 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Tonus - October 1, 2014 at 2:33 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 2:58 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Dorian Gray - October 1, 2014 at 2:59 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Minimalist - October 1, 2014 at 3:10 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 3:12 pm
RE: jesus wasn't really a man - by Minimalist - October 1, 2014 at 3:19 pm

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