my new theory about christians

[Aoi Magi]

What a stupid, retarded OP. Christians are supposed to want to live as long as possible. Otherwise, we'd all be committing suicide to get to heaven faster. Then you'd call us a death cult, so we can't win either way in the eyes of stupid atheists.

No I would call you a death cult if you killed others or committed suicides, hmm, which you guys seem to have done already, but it's in the past, or present, or... let's just ignore that part.

Now however if you pray to stay alive, you are doing so against the wishes of your lord for it is he who decides when to call you back. So whenever he calls you, just go, don't pray to stay behind, you must follow his will.