RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:08 pm
I remember one morning getting ready to leave for work. Sam looked up at me, all pink and warm and cosy with that 'just woken up' look that drives me out of my mind, and asked what time I was meant to be there. I told her, and she grabbed me by the tie and said "phone 'em up and tell 'em you're gonna be late".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
