Because Noah's Ark was one of the first stories I was taught as a child, the curse of Canaan always stood out as unusual. A guy sees his dad drunk and naked, so he and one of his randomly picked sons is cursed to a life of slavery.
Dad gets drunk and naked- that's cool.
Guy sees dad- way not fucking cool. Your life's gonna suck, bud.
Grandson didn't do shit- sorry about your luck, pal.
Later on I read that "seeing him naked" was the family friendly version of "anal rape", and that seems to be an effort to ramp up the stakes. Oh, Ham anally raped his dad? Yeah, you go ahead and curse Noah's grandson along with his descendants. This also begs the question- was "his brothers entered the tent backwards with blankets on their shoulders and covered their father's nakedness" family friendly code for "didn't fuck him"?
Dad gets drunk and naked- that's cool.
Guy sees dad- way not fucking cool. Your life's gonna suck, bud.
Grandson didn't do shit- sorry about your luck, pal.
Later on I read that "seeing him naked" was the family friendly version of "anal rape", and that seems to be an effort to ramp up the stakes. Oh, Ham anally raped his dad? Yeah, you go ahead and curse Noah's grandson along with his descendants. This also begs the question- was "his brothers entered the tent backwards with blankets on their shoulders and covered their father's nakedness" family friendly code for "didn't fuck him"?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
