Social justie whack-a-do defending Islam

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If I were doing a 'You might be an Islamophobe bit, the questions would go along these lines:

If you think the next war on Muslim extremists can be shortened to a week by dipping our bullets in pig blood and advertising it.

This one sounds like a good idea - Why is it an indication of Islamophobia instead of Muslim's swinophopia?

Hmm.... would I rather live next to a pig sty or a mosque? Tough question. I imagine the pigs are quieter. The don't do all that howling five times a day.

Then again, I wouldn't want to live downwind....from either.