RE: Where did the universe come from? Atheistic origin science has no answer.
October 20, 2014 at 9:49 pm
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1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
What's the difference? Other than we have definite, unquestionable proof of Ceiling Cat's existence:
![[Image: certificate1.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-MyycsbjhlWw%2FTWmF4Ifa1UI%2FAAAAAAAAB5I%2FK2-VjNdIddU%2Fs1600%2Fcertificate1.jpg)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'