Why Something Rather Than Nothing?

[JesusHChrist]

Why are some people so obsessed with attempting to find 'answers' to these 'life questions?'

We are here. That's just what it is. IT JUST IS.

Because God cares very, VERY much about where you (the collective you of ALL humanity) put your naughty bits. Whether that be the naughty bits of a same gender person or the abomination of fornicating with a different gender whilst in an unmarried state.

Either way, God don't like it if you don't put your naughty bits next/in/around someone else's naughty bits ACCORDING TO THE RULES.

So, universe, schmooniverse. It's all about the relative positions of humanity's naughty bits.