Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone?

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Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone?

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RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone?

October 26, 2014 at 9:47 pm (This post was last modified: October 26, 2014 at 9:48 pm by Violet.)

(October 26, 2014 at 8:45 pm)KUSA Wrote: And we know how much god loves to watch a battle. There's no fun in destroying evil without blood and gore.

If he's not getting enough blood, gore, and glorious sexual depravity in his battles... and he intends to pay well: have him give me a call.

I can give him a solid "maybe", depending on the pending payment for my services, 50% of which must be paid in advance. He has to show me he's serious, after all.

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam

Where the dear and the strangers can play

Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word

But the skies are not stormy all day

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Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Christian - October 26, 2014 at 8:23 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Chas - October 26, 2014 at 8:28 pm

Re: RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by KUSA - October 26, 2014 at 8:45 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Violet - October 26, 2014 at 9:47 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Elskidor - October 26, 2014 at 8:47 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Chad32 - October 26, 2014 at 9:15 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by dyresand - October 26, 2014 at 9:25 pm

ˇ - by Violet - October 26, 2014 at 9:56 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by dyresand - October 27, 2014 at 8:29 am

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Violet - October 27, 2014 at 2:47 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Aoi Magi - October 27, 2014 at 3:29 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Violet - October 27, 2014 at 3:36 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Minimalist - October 26, 2014 at 9:50 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Christian - October 26, 2014 at 9:54 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Minimalist - October 26, 2014 at 10:27 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Chad32 - October 26, 2014 at 10:44 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Anomalocaris - October 27, 2014 at 8:35 am

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Fidel_Castronaut - October 27, 2014 at 7:48 am

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by RobbyPants - October 27, 2014 at 10:34 am

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by dyresand - October 27, 2014 at 2:05 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Aoi Magi - October 27, 2014 at 2:14 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 27, 2014 at 2:44 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Chad32 - October 27, 2014 at 3:21 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Violet - October 27, 2014 at 3:32 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Aoi Magi - October 27, 2014 at 3:35 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Violet - October 27, 2014 at 3:40 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by abaris - October 27, 2014 at 3:39 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Aoi Magi - October 27, 2014 at 3:53 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Violet - October 27, 2014 at 4:34 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Chad32 - October 27, 2014 at 3:58 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Aoi Magi - October 27, 2014 at 4:01 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Jackalope - October 27, 2014 at 7:14 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Chad32 - October 27, 2014 at 4:09 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Cyberman - October 28, 2014 at 2:05 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Chas - October 28, 2014 at 2:08 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Cyberman - October 28, 2014 at 2:11 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Wyrd of Gawd - October 28, 2014 at 11:50 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Aoi Magi - October 27, 2014 at 4:22 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Chad32 - October 27, 2014 at 4:30 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Jackalope - October 27, 2014 at 7:17 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Mister Agenda - October 27, 2014 at 4:22 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Wyrd of Gawd - October 28, 2014 at 3:47 am

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by LastPoet - October 28, 2014 at 4:18 am

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by Aoi Magi - October 28, 2014 at 4:22 am

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by The Valkyrie - October 28, 2014 at 2:08 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by ThomM - October 28, 2014 at 9:26 pm

RE: Why does God use an army to fight, when He Could Do it alone? - by dyresand - October 29, 2014 at 12:00 am

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