(October 28, 2014 at 2:08 pm)Chas Wrote:(October 28, 2014 at 2:05 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I sometimes wonder who first got the idea of getting milk from a cow, and what he was thinking at the time.
That one's easy compared to whoever thought it a good idea to eat a raw oyster.
Actually, you're right. The harder question regarding the cow thing is how did the second person find out. And were there pictures involved.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'