(July 7, 2010 at 4:05 pm)Thor Wrote:(July 7, 2010 at 3:40 pm)tavarish Wrote: It's called the Rapture. Lots of Christians are just itching to get their just rewards when the Zombie Jew comes back and puts them all on the bus to their magical theme park in the sky.
We've been waiting 2,000 years and it hasn't happened. I'm sure in another 2,000 years we'll still be waiting for it to happen. And in 20,000 years I have no doubt they'll still be expecting him to show up at any moment! I'd even bet that when the sun burns out there will still be some among the last of the survivors looking to sky expecting Jesus to show up.
They could make a movie about it! "Look Who's Not Coming to Dinner"!
You're wrong. He's going to show up within our lifetime. 100% for sure. Maybe.
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