(July 7, 2010 at 4:11 pm)tavarish Wrote:(July 7, 2010 at 4:05 pm)Thor Wrote:(July 7, 2010 at 3:40 pm)tavarish Wrote: It's called the Rapture. Lots of Christians are just itching to get their just rewards when the Zombie Jew comes back and puts them all on the bus to their magical theme park in the sky.
We've been waiting 2,000 years and it hasn't happened. I'm sure in another 2,000 years we'll still be waiting for it to happen. And in 20,000 years I have no doubt they'll still be expecting him to show up at any moment! I'd even bet that when the sun burns out there will still be some among the last of the survivors looking to sky expecting Jesus to show up.
They could make a movie about it! "Look Who's Not Coming to Dinner"!
You're wrong. He's going to show up within our lifetime. 100% for sure. Maybe.
Man, if I could make bets with the boobs who believe this, I could live like a king!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
