A summary of my thoughts from a conversation with Vosur.
I think hell would secretly be a fun place. Lucifer's only mistake was refusing to bow. Right? Or was it wanting to be as powerful as god? Why should that mean he's a bad guy? Maybe he doesn't like being created by a douchebag and then asked to worship him. Sounds like we have something in common. It also seems like all the fun people go to hell. Considering that blasphemy is the only unforgivable sin...there won't be many bad people in hell. So...it's probably a fun place. The bible doesn't say satan will be doing the punishment I don't think, but it does say he was given power. So he could zap away the fire and start a fun party. Seems just as rational of an interpretation of the bible to me. Considering god's history of being an evil jealous cuntface I would say my interpretation is even more rational.
I think hell would secretly be a fun place. Lucifer's only mistake was refusing to bow. Right? Or was it wanting to be as powerful as god? Why should that mean he's a bad guy? Maybe he doesn't like being created by a douchebag and then asked to worship him. Sounds like we have something in common. It also seems like all the fun people go to hell. Considering that blasphemy is the only unforgivable sin...there won't be many bad people in hell. So...it's probably a fun place. The bible doesn't say satan will be doing the punishment I don't think, but it does say he was given power. So he could zap away the fire and start a fun party. Seems just as rational of an interpretation of the bible to me. Considering god's history of being an evil jealous cuntface I would say my interpretation is even more rational.
