Couple of years ago I had a doctor's appointment, well more psychologist actually. It was at Sam's doctor's surgery instead of mine. Anyway, I had to go up to the first floor. There was a notice in reception instructing visitors, very helpfully, to "please use lift or stairs".
I had planned on scaling the outside wall and forcing a window, but that sort of buggered it.
I had planned on scaling the outside wall and forcing a window, but that sort of buggered it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'