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Platitudes That Help Christians Retain Their Faith
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RE: Platitudes That Help Christians Retain Their Faith
PRAISE JESUS !! when appended to the most awful, ghastly crap you can think of.


Like: Do you remember that nasty Jehovah's Witness bitch at the end of the block? The one always being a problem at the PTA meetings ? Well, her 6 daughter was just diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma !!! She has 2 weeks of excruciating sickness till she DIES !!!!

PRAISE JESUS !!!!!!
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Platitudes That Help Christians Retain Their Faith - by Nope - November 25, 2014 at 10:06 am
RE: Platitudes That Help Christians Retain Their Faith - by vorlon13 - November 27, 2014 at 11:45 am

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