Thou hast thrown down the gauntlet, sirrah, and vexed my autocorrect most sorely with thy childsome prattling!
For i'truth, thou lacketh both the wit and the language to best me in single contest
As of a rap battle gone seriously awry
A David and Goliath encounter in the truest sense.
Ha! I say
And ha! again,
With a pah! thrown in for good measure.
I hereby call upon the gentles all assembled
To pronounce their verdict plain
And to declare this thread ended most decidedly in bloodless victory
On this, the day of Anglefolc triumph! Huzzah!
For i'truth, thou lacketh both the wit and the language to best me in single contest
As of a rap battle gone seriously awry
A David and Goliath encounter in the truest sense.
Ha! I say
And ha! again,
With a pah! thrown in for good measure.
I hereby call upon the gentles all assembled
To pronounce their verdict plain
And to declare this thread ended most decidedly in bloodless victory
On this, the day of Anglefolc triumph! Huzzah!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
