I picture a scenario in which Yahweh spends its days pronouncing condemnation on all the souls at the gates, declaiming "None shall enter my kingdom who does not match up to my standards! All have fallen short and must be cast down!"
Then it sits twiddling its thimbs at night, complaining about being so lonely...
Then it sits twiddling its thimbs at night, complaining about being so lonely...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'