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Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
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RE: Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
(December 2, 2014 at 8:06 am)whateverist Wrote: There used to be excuses?

I know right? Who would have thought that someone would suggest that farting wasn't twice the compliment that is burping?

I mean... they sat through your ENTIRE MEAL. That means it's either good, or they were starving... or you had a shillelagh to their dirty little guttersnipe. Either way: complimentary.

Quite unlike a shart, in that sense.
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Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts - by abaris - December 2, 2014 at 6:44 am
RE: Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts - by Violet - December 2, 2014 at 8:40 am

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