Hell Houses (AKA: Hallelujah Houses, Heaven or Hell, Christian Haunted House, etc.)

[vorlon13]

Never considered this topic from the noted negative aspects before. I'd always secretly wanted any local fundy franchise, if they were doing one, to ask me to be a 'top' in their diorama of the depredations of homo-ism.

I'd ham it up, make a show of putting on a really scary looking french tickler and full leather accoutrements of course, and then do my famous reach around technique, it's important for the bottom to climax at the right time.

Would they supply the altar boys?

I figure the pastor would jump at the chance. Take one for the team, so to speak.