If the bible is the word of "God", why doesn't it contain information that could not have been known at the time, let alone information that was known yet somehow eluded the book's authors? I'm referring primarily to the 'creation' accounts in Genesis, which we know to be factually incorrect - the Sun came before the Earth, stars are not little lights attached to the sky etc.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'