Thoughts on gays and sin

[robvalue]

I agree that homosexual butt sex is the worst sin imaginable, and anyone even thinking about it should be put to death before they were born. But I see where you're going, instead we can just look past that and say they will be un-sinned after some praying and grovelling, so why not throw in some butt sex with the murder and pillage?

I mean, sometimes you run out of girls or you killed them all when you invaded. That's not gay right? You gotta stick it somewhere. And accidents happen, the aim is not always perfect when there's a lot of nakedness and rape going on. And if you're about to kill them all anyway, why not have a little fun? It's not fun though.

So in closing, I agree. Christians should soften their stance and just accept Jesus died so that you don't have to worry about butt sex.

Wait, are we killing lesbians? Can lesbians butt fuck? Is it gay if it's not butt stuff?

I'll give God a call, brb

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Judging by the video God was watching when I skyped him, he's ok with lesbians.