Let's not forget the horse with two heads and two bodies, seen in 1495. Some say it was two horses standing next to each other, but they were probably witches anyway.
No, wait; that was The Black Adder.
No, wait; that was The Black Adder.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'