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Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 16, 2014 at 6:36 pm
(December 16, 2014 at 6:32 pm)Spooky Wrote:
(December 16, 2014 at 5:32 pm)Beccs Wrote: I have a way of summing this up (Yec timeframe)

6,000 years ago god was capable of creating the universe from nothing
4,000 years ago God could flood the world and wipe out all life
2,000 years ago God was capable of feeding thousands
1000 years ago God could inspire whole armies to invade the Holy Land
500 Years ago God could inspire his followers to burn witches
Now, god can make appearances on grilled cheese sandwiches.

Witness, if you will, the diminishing power of "god".

Haven't been a huge fan of grilled cheese in ages. Perhaps that's why I've never seen god?

We all know the holy spirit is really just cheddar jack in disguise.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:

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Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles: - by Spooky - December 16, 2014 at 5:01 pm
RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles: - by KevinM1 - December 16, 2014 at 6:36 pm
RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles: - by Spooky - December 21, 2014 at 10:21 am
RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles: - by Spooky - December 21, 2014 at 10:54 am
RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles: - by Nope - December 25, 2014 at 11:19 am

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