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God is quite the sinner himself
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RE: God is quite the sinner himself
"But gawd can't be sinful, even if he does something bad, the fact that he's gawd makes it good! He is the moral standard!"

No wonder his followers are such pricks.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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God is quite the sinner himself - by Kloud - December 17, 2014 at 7:09 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Lucanus - December 17, 2014 at 7:13 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Spooky - December 17, 2014 at 7:17 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Tombochan - December 17, 2014 at 7:18 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Kloud - December 17, 2014 at 7:24 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Godschild - December 17, 2014 at 9:09 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Tonus - December 18, 2014 at 10:47 am
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Thumpalumpacus - December 18, 2014 at 1:06 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by dyresand - December 18, 2014 at 1:26 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by KevinM1 - December 18, 2014 at 2:07 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Godschild - December 18, 2014 at 9:06 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Kloud - December 18, 2014 at 6:55 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by dyresand - December 17, 2014 at 9:39 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Chad32 - December 17, 2014 at 9:42 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by dyresand - December 17, 2014 at 10:00 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Drich - December 17, 2014 at 11:35 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by dyresand - December 17, 2014 at 11:38 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Drich - December 18, 2014 at 12:22 am
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Lek - December 18, 2014 at 10:32 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Minimalist - December 17, 2014 at 11:43 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by strawdawg - December 18, 2014 at 4:53 am
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Thumpalumpacus - December 18, 2014 at 4:59 am
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Chad32 - December 18, 2014 at 9:28 am
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by robvalue - December 18, 2014 at 10:38 am
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Chad32 - December 18, 2014 at 10:40 am
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by robvalue - December 18, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Chad32 - December 18, 2014 at 10:50 am
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Chad32 - December 18, 2014 at 1:20 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by robvalue - December 18, 2014 at 1:25 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by dyresand - December 18, 2014 at 9:17 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Godschild - December 19, 2014 at 5:10 am
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Thumpalumpacus - December 19, 2014 at 5:55 am
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Godschild - December 19, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Godschild - December 19, 2014 at 10:30 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Thumpalumpacus - December 18, 2014 at 10:19 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by dyresand - December 18, 2014 at 10:23 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by robvalue - December 19, 2014 at 6:03 am
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Chad32 - December 19, 2014 at 2:16 pm
RE: God is quite the sinner himself - by Strider - December 19, 2014 at 2:50 pm

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