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10 best things about being an atheist on Christmas

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10 best things about being an atheist on Christmas
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RE: 10 best things about being an atheist on Christmas
December 21, 2014 at 2:58 pm
Eating figs, and bacon, and cheese with meat in it and meat with cheese on it.

Going outside and picking up sticks if I feel like it.

Wearing a flannel shirt with cotton jeans if I bother to get dressed at all

watch porn all day if I want

logon here and subvert judeo-christian values

not worried about being mistaken for a jehovah's witness for my lax observance

going on Ebay and recklessly spending money on more cool shit for ME

beating off while thinking about horny (and hirsute) Joseph wanting to get back at Mary by boinking me
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RE: 10 best things about being an atheist on Christmas - by vorlon13 - December 21, 2014 at 2:58 pm

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