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Weird things theists have told you
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
December 22, 2014 at 6:03 pm
During my first ill-starred marriage, I acquired a brood of Evangelical in-laws. Shortly after my ex- and I had moved to a new apartment, I came home from work one night to find her and three members of her immediate family following their pastor from room to room, intoning prayers of protection from evil spirits at every doorway (including the closets) while the minister anointed each doorframe with olive oil. As I watched, I felt a perfect balance between hilarity and stupefaction that I haven't quite experienced since.
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Weird things theists have told you - by Strider - December 22, 2014 at 2:24 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by vorlon13 - December 22, 2014 at 2:43 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 2:47 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Kitty Galore - December 22, 2014 at 2:49 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 2:51 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Kitty Galore - December 22, 2014 at 4:12 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 22, 2014 at 3:13 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 22, 2014 at 3:19 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 3:24 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 3:35 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 3:37 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by polar bear - December 22, 2014 at 4:28 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Strider - December 22, 2014 at 3:51 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 4:19 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2014 at 4:36 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 4:42 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 3:27 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Mister Agenda - December 22, 2014 at 3:31 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 3:33 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 22, 2014 at 3:38 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 3:42 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 22, 2014 at 3:40 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Dystopia - December 22, 2014 at 4:08 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Exian - December 22, 2014 at 4:25 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 22, 2014 at 5:18 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 5:25 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2014 at 5:43 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 5:26 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 5:50 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Elskidor - December 22, 2014 at 5:50 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 22, 2014 at 5:51 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 22, 2014 at 5:59 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 6:01 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 22, 2014 at 6:02 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jackalope - December 22, 2014 at 6:04 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 22, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2014 at 6:03 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 6:17 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - December 23, 2014 at 10:16 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 23, 2014 at 10:18 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - December 23, 2014 at 10:40 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 23, 2014 at 3:16 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Strider - December 23, 2014 at 10:52 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jackalope - December 23, 2014 at 5:39 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Piscinin - December 23, 2014 at 10:32 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 23, 2014 at 10:39 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Tonus - December 23, 2014 at 10:39 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 23, 2014 at 10:41 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by RobbyPants - December 23, 2014 at 11:20 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jenny A - December 23, 2014 at 2:16 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by RobbyPants - December 23, 2014 at 4:37 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jackalope - December 23, 2014 at 5:45 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jenny A - December 23, 2014 at 6:56 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by JonDarbyXIII - December 23, 2014 at 5:34 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 23, 2014 at 5:47 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by tantric - December 27, 2014 at 5:55 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - December 27, 2014 at 10:34 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by downbeatplumb - January 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 3:24 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 5:23 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - December 27, 2014 at 12:34 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 27, 2014 at 12:39 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - December 27, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 27, 2014 at 12:43 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Mental Outlaw - January 6, 2015 at 8:02 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 8:03 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 8:20 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 9:15 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 9:22 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Whateverist - January 6, 2015 at 9:24 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - January 6, 2015 at 9:26 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 9:30 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2015 at 9:31 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - January 6, 2015 at 9:31 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - January 6, 2015 at 9:49 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 10:24 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2015 at 9:52 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Brian37 - January 6, 2015 at 9:58 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Brian37 - January 6, 2015 at 10:04 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Lemonvariable72 - January 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - January 6, 2015 at 1:36 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - January 6, 2015 at 7:01 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - January 7, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by 404NotFound - January 7, 2015 at 2:05 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 7, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by ComradeMeow - January 9, 2015 at 5:20 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - January 9, 2015 at 6:37 pm

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