During my first ill-starred marriage, I acquired a brood of Evangelical in-laws. Shortly after my ex- and I had moved to a new apartment, I came home from work one night to find her and three members of her immediate family following their pastor from room to room, intoning prayers of protection from evil spirits at every doorway (including the closets) while the minister anointed each doorframe with olive oil. As I watched, I felt a perfect balance between hilarity and stupefaction that I haven't quite experienced since.
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