Weird things theists have told you

[Jackalope]

I recall a discussion with a Catholic friend of mine who remained upset that Mass is being said in English instead of Latin. He said, in all seriousness, 'If Latin was good enough for Jesus, it should be good enough for the Church.'

Of course, everyone knows that Brian's Jesus' dad was Naughtius Maximus, a Roman Legionnaire. Of course Latin was good enough for him.