The One Thing the Atheist Misunderstands

[bennyboy]

All you guys SO CLOSE LOL
you my friend forgot to INVERT to SOLVE the EQUATION.

It is not everything is God (although true)
It is GOD IS EVERYTHING!
the DEFINITION OF THE WORD!

if it EXISTS it IS PART OF GOD even OUR IMAGINATIONS EXIST as PART OF GOD!

EVERYTHING!!!!! why is this HARD? LOL

Go re READ the BIBLE KNOWING this and SEE for YOURSELF LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, fuckwit. God is everything, by your definition. Fine. Then God is not Sky Daddy, because Sky Daddy doesn't exist (we have planes now, remember). God is not an omnipotent, omnibenevolent being who allows little African kids to suffer and die, because such a being cannot exist. God isn't a hunch based on an ignorant interpretation of "religious" feelings that could equally well be got by eating a bad pickle before bed. God is the Big Bang, and the stars, and science, and the scientific method. God is the shit I have to clean out of my toilet bowl. God is the headache I get when I read stupid shit made up by people who want to take something they already "know" and make it fit into a world that has left their "knowledge" behind for a new kind of knowledge-- one based on honest observations, thought and communication.

But don't take this completely a-mythical God of reality, a God completely unnecessary because we already have the word "universe," and equate it with your made-up fairy tales.

And one more thing-- if you have to resort to semantic tricks to make anyone "confess" that God is real, you might want to ask yourself-- what weak-assed, impotent being is this that anyone would want to worship? I mean-- even I can prove I'm real, by slapping stupid right in its face-- something God cannot do, since you apparently do not have a universe-sized red palm print spread across your cheek. And I don't have to "inspire" people to USE ALL CAPS to make my existence more credible. Is God really the God of etiquette-lacking, exclamation-point-abusing trolls? How mighty!