RE: Accused of "homosexual tendencies", attack your friend with a sword.
December 23, 2014 at 8:35 pm
(This post was last modified: December 23, 2014 at 8:38 pm by vorlon13.)
I can propose a test to find out which of the 2 is more heterosexual:
we'll find the oldest, most hygienically challenged woman in the 3rd world who is still capable of offering informed consent, and see if either of the men can perform oral sex upon her po-po, and if both can, the one who can endure the longest 'wins'.
And I get to bugger the loser, to provide that extra bit of motivation.
Once this is publicized, I can just about garanty no other pair of men will ever fight over that issue again.
we'll find the oldest, most hygienically challenged woman in the 3rd world who is still capable of offering informed consent, and see if either of the men can perform oral sex upon her po-po, and if both can, the one who can endure the longest 'wins'.
And I get to bugger the loser, to provide that extra bit of motivation.
Once this is publicized, I can just about garanty no other pair of men will ever fight over that issue again.
