Bible is the infallible word of God! Proof!

[dyresand]

I wrote a book a couple of weeks ago. It, too, claims that I am divine. It, too, claims to be infallible. It confirms each of the prophecies of Nostradamus. Each and every one. With perfect accuracy. I farted 20 minutes ago. It prophecied that as well. Down to the exact length of the frap by microsecond.

This book contains absolute truth and it supercedes your book.

Prove me wrong, bro.

Well its not fair because clearly you are real and alive.
and typed your message. So you would have to go to youtube
to prove your divine powers with slick CGI effects.