"Dear sirs,
I am writing to complain in the strongest terms about the attitude of staff on your railway. Last weekend I found myself stranded in the Dorset area due to the heavy snowfall and took shelter in the railway station for the area, long after the last train had gone.
Next morning, the snow had cleared enough that I discovered that the station had been abandoned since the privatisation of the mid 1980s. Yet in all of the nine hours that I waited there, not one single member of staff showed up to help me.
This is absolutely disgraceful; no wonder that the country's in a mess. Rest assured you won't find me patronising your services again."
I am writing to complain in the strongest terms about the attitude of staff on your railway. Last weekend I found myself stranded in the Dorset area due to the heavy snowfall and took shelter in the railway station for the area, long after the last train had gone.
Next morning, the snow had cleared enough that I discovered that the station had been abandoned since the privatisation of the mid 1980s. Yet in all of the nine hours that I waited there, not one single member of staff showed up to help me.
This is absolutely disgraceful; no wonder that the country's in a mess. Rest assured you won't find me patronising your services again."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
