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My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
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My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
I have been indulging in all manner of sweets, and unhealthy food, as I always do around Christmas and Thanksgiving. I wonder if anyone else is supposed to be dieting, but throws that out the window when visiting houses that have chocolates and cakes and pies and starchy foods and everything else you're not supposed to eat. It is wonderful to eat, but my stomach cries out in despair. Luckily there are some antacid pills to take to cut down on that.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell. - by Chad32 - December 24, 2014 at 2:18 pm

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