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That Guy's Heaven Kicks ASS!

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That Guy's Heaven Kicks ASS!
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That Guy's Heaven Kicks ASS!
May 18, 2011 at 9:20 pm
Several big assumptions will need to be made for this little thread...


Assume there is an afterlife. Assume that in this afterlife every person who has ever lived gets their own custom made "heaven". Whatever you want in your heaven - you got.
Assume that your mind and personality is the same in this afterlife as it is here on earth. Therefore everyone else's is too.

Name three celebrities/historical figures (currently living or dead) who's heaven you would like to visit. No Fictional Characters (smart asses).


You'll notice I didn't put this thread under Religion. This is not about any kind of belief system - it's simply a small window into one's personality. It's just for fun, and by answering, you're not conceding ANYTHING about your personal beliefs or lack thereof, ok? Ok.


I'll get the ball rolling:

Benjamin Franklin = just cause I have SOOO many questions
Adam Sandler = cause I'm guessing his heaven would just be a fucking good time with hotties and beers everywhere
Chief Sitting Bull = probably a gorgeous heaven. Plus Native Americans intrigue me
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May 18, 2011 at 9:38 pm (This post was last modified: May 18, 2011 at 9:40 pm by popeyespappy.)
Leonardo Da Vinci
Isaac Newton
Andrew Carnegie

ETA:
Maybe Jules Verne instead of Carnegie.
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May 18, 2011 at 9:43 pm
George Carlin

H. L. Mencken

Monica Lewinsky....because an eternity of blow jobs sounds pretty good.
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May 19, 2011 at 2:30 am
George Carlin
Socrates
Richard Dawkins

Brilliant minds, I would love to see what their heaven looks lie Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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May 19, 2011 at 8:17 am
(May 18, 2011 at 9:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Monica Lewinsky....because an eternity of blow jobs sounds pretty good.

lmao...
this is just a guess of course, but since it's her heaven I'm not real sure she'd be the one given out the blowjobs.Wink Shades
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RE: That Guy's Heaven Kicks ASS!
May 19, 2011 at 2:59 pm
(May 19, 2011 at 8:17 am)Cinjin Cain Wrote:
(May 18, 2011 at 9:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Monica Lewinsky....because an eternity of blow jobs sounds pretty good.

lmao...
this is just a guess of course, but since it's her heaven I'm not real sure she'd be the one given out the blowjobs.Wink Shades

jesus! my sister is terrible Angel

Christopher Reeve's heaven ....... not a stair in sight!




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May 19, 2011 at 3:01 pm
(May 19, 2011 at 8:17 am)Cinjin Cain Wrote:
(May 18, 2011 at 9:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Monica Lewinsky....because an eternity of blow jobs sounds pretty good.

lmao...
this is just a guess of course, but since it's her heaven I'm not real sure she'd be the one given out the blowjobs.Wink Shades


She seemed to enjoy it on earth.

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