My privilege as a straight, white, cisgender, middle class thin male

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Also barely on topic but does anybody else think that gender identity has gone too far? There are more gender identities than I can fucking keep track of. I don't have the energy to be so sensitive to everybody's public sexual quirks.

I don't think politeness is really limited solely by your willingness to extend it to others. This is kinda a silly argument you're making here.

I'm not really big on guilt trips, especially based on uncontrollables.

Nor do I- ideally- think that discussions on privilege need be guilt trips; recognition does not necessarily confer guilt or blame. You're right: if you can't control something you shouldn't be guilty over it. But the fact that you can't control it also doesn't mean it ceases to exist.