Moon Landing conspiracy

[CapnAwesome]

Pfft, you actually believe in the moon? You call yourself a skeptic, but you still fall hook line and sinker for that garbage?

The moon is clearly a hoax, perpetrated by the American government in order to stoke fear of werewolves, which they'd need in order to assassinate JFK at Pearl Harbor in order to trick the people into assisting Vietnam in a war on Joe public.

And you are their willing patsy, falling for all their false flag Nazi 9/11 moon conspiracies. You're even worse than the people that fall for the "official" story, getting fooled by the government's double mobius conspiracy reacharound.

Of course there is a moon, where else would shapeshifting lizardmen hide their base?